(via thepessimisticdollie)
I use Tumblr language in real life;
and this is what happens:
*I don’t get the partner I want*
“What is life!”
Reaction:
*Get in trouble with the teacher*
“Consequences will never be the same. You DUN GOOF’D!”
Reaction:
*Something is way too funny*
“I can’t even”
Reaction:
“You can’t even what?”
*I see a hot guy pass by me*
“UNF!”
Reaction:
*I find out I have no one to eat with at lunch today*
“Forever alone…”
Reaction:
“What are you talking about? You have a boyfriend…”
*Something way too funny, you can barely breathe*
“BRB. DYING”
Reaction:
“YOU’RE DYING?!”
*We get a weird substitute*
“HIDE YO KIDS!”
Reaction:
*Teacher says homework’s due today and not next week*
“Y U LIE?!”
Reaction:
*Some bitch yelling at me cause I cut her in line*
“U MAD?”
Reaction:
—
That is why, I keep Tumblr in my mind.
___
life story? yes.
SO TRUEEEEEE.
im seriously gonna start using these refernces in my life.
fo reals.
my fuckin lahyfe
hisnameisadam asked: You're a fierce one, Goldsworthy. You get him. :P
you know how I do. :)
hisnameisadam asked: *cough* and he took you down *cough*
But you still helped! :)
well if he asks Clare to the dance again I won’t be the one on the ground.
hisnameisadam asked: You're brilliant. We're brilliant. Everything all three of us do is just brilliant.
Just saying.
it’s so true. I mean the fact that we totally took him down, well you took him down..
…that looked like it hurt. Poor Eli
my pride was bruised but I’m okay now.
Stop Abusive Relationships
Emotional and Physical.
lativa-ykcibilg asked: so how's morty doing? Not giving up on it just yet?
no way! It’s very important to me.
![I use Tumblr language in real life;](http://<p><a href="http//theracheldiaries.tumblr.com/post/1081476578/i-use-tumblr-language-in-real-life" class="tumblr_blog">theracheldiaries</a>:</p><blockquote><p><span> </span></p><p>and this is what happens:</p><p>*I don’t get the partner I want*</p><p>“What is life!”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8co57X3pR1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*Get in trouble with the teacher*</p><p>“Consequences will never be the same. You DUN GOOF’D!”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8co78T4s91qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*Something is way too funny*</p><p>“I can’t even”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p>“You can’t even what?”</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8co8sW3HD1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/> </p><p>*I see a hot guy pass by me*</p><p>“UNF!”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cobv0X6H1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*I find out I have no one to eat with at lunch today*</p><p>“Forever alone…”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p>“What are you talking about? You have a boyfriend…”</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8coexnc0A1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*Something way too funny, you can barely breathe*</p><p>“BRB. DYING”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p>“YOU’RE DYING?!”</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8coi635yw1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*We get a weird substitute*</p><p>“HIDE YO KIDS!”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8coqozzKk1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*Teacher says homework’s due today and not next week*</p><p>“Y U LIE?!”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8couvrDwj1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>*Some bitch yelling at me cause I cut her in line*</p><p>“U MAD?”</p><p>Reaction:</p><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cowlcIxi1qaddd0.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;"/></p><p>—</p><p>That is why, I keep Tumblr in my mind. </p><p>___</p><p>life story? yes. </p><p>SO TRUEEEEEE.</p><p>im seriously gonna start using these refernces in my life. <br/>fo reals. </p><p>my fuckin lahyfe</p></blockquote><p></p>){kind=link}